My Favorite Spam

Image result for spam

Before we get into this week’s horror, probably beginning with Steve King, I want to share with you my favorite spam ever, received this weekend.

Attn Dear fund owner!!!

I am Mr.Rex Tillerson,United States Secretary of State by profession. This is to inform you officially that after our investigations with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and other Security Agencies in the Country for this year 2017, we discovered that you have not received your fund.

I have your file here in my office and it says that you are yet to receive your fund valued at US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand
Dollars) These Funds will now be delivered to your designated address or your preferred payment option.

We have perfected all modules on how to bring this fund to your house without any problem, but be aware that United Nations and the United States Government
has only authorized my office to release the Sum of US$10,500,000.00 to you as true beneficiary of the Fund.

Note that if you still wish to receive your funds do get back to us immediately so that we will remove your funds transfer from the list of
those transactions to be seized by the United States Government.

I want you to answer me back now and if possible try and give me a call or Text me now +1{202}7695955

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Rex Tillerson,
United States Secretary of State.

I appreciate that Rex put both the CIA and FBI on the case of whether or not I received my fund. It’s nice to see the IC working together instead of being rent by bureaucratic infighting.

It’s also good to know what Rex has been up to.

Advertisements

Keep it respectful...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s